Tuesday, December 06, 2005

I got the damn visa stamped!!!

The desi motherchuths at the Embassy... the assasin Lone Wolf and Cub is coming for you.

The guy who took my interview was an ABCD. He was thankfully chill about me not having my Temple Univ degree with me. He asked strange questions like... "Philly!!! Have you been to any Temple basketball games? Do you like to drink in South Street?"

So my "daughters", Khemcho and sister, I will be back to terrorize you.

Zeminky, I look forward to taking up my role again as Noburu Wataya of jacket defilers.

Zen, looks like the travelling circus will be visiting Toronto soon.

Sambar, I will soon join you again in a state of Xen.

Space Cadet, we shall see "In the mood for love" over some fine kaya.

Salamander you did not do your saaxy "ek do teen" dance number for me and now you have another chance.

Now to chill the motherfucker down...

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

so no flirting with fed ex guys? more's the pity :D

Kogi Kaishakunin said...

"Daughter", i forbid you to flirt with loser Fed-Ex guys!!! Go for UPS instead.

Zeminky said...

Once again the system has failed...

Also what kind of retard goes to the interview w/o the degree certificate. Thats the ONLY documentation they asked me to show.

If I worked at the consul, I would have stamped "kundi stoner" on your forehead with a well placed flying kick.

zen said...

sometimes words cannot express happiness. and you must quote the words of those more articulate than yourself.

i choose to express myself through the words of the famed poet ashton kucher from his masterpiece "dude, where's my car" (circa 2002)

"DUDE!!! SWEET!!"

Mudra Rakshasa said...

You went for your visa?! What a bummer, I thought you went to get hitched... Of course, it would have been even better if your trip to escape a shotgun wedding or something.

Kogi Kaishakunin said...

Bloody Zeminky!!! I will put kaya in your hair and set it on fire. Mind it.

Mudra, it is because I wanted to stay away from the hitching wagon that I left in secret ;-)

Janet Bavas said...

So Jack will be back!

Anonymous said...

I still cannot get over how cute Zeminky and stoner are.

theEdge said...

Yo Junkie, looking forward to getting mine stamped someday. Do The Fruit Shop on Greams Road and Loyola Fast Food still exist?

Kogi Kaishakunin said...

Barbarian,
I already put a salaam at the Fruit Shop. They have opened another branch in Kilpauk. Loyola Fast foods is still open. Think I am going to try for some "adhu" next.

theEdge said...

Man, I totally forgot about "adhu". Gotta make a trip to Madras soon. Its been 7 years.