Overheard on the Tube

I told you olredi..

awbon see iyn hya loee wang seea

kekekekek....

Are, tek a teksi laah

i told him olredi dat i huv pain in stomach oso

Mee tho chan ee aaw

to chan, to chan

kekekeke.....

ennada, elam soukiyama?

why dont u buy sos oso?

kekekeke.....

vatta, ommale yechu kudhi

i told him oredi that i am feeling nauseous. he flew away nxt day oredi

if not teksi, tek a donkey laah

teri ma ki

tell MM laah, he will get him

kekekeke....

i will i will fuck him...

aala me miy sept tre soo ee aa

waat? you found donkey but no teksi.. aaaaa

aaa mee lum tep se

no no no, you beeen fucked olredi.. and you have more problems..

kekekeke.... i want chicken rice

vatta, kaiy adikarai da.. konju vannama?

{i experience visual problems in the T, so i listen}